
One of my favorite parts of the Portal games has to be the killer robots. GLaDOS and Wheatley both get the bulk of the credit, but we all know who provides the best comedic relief and sits back in the shadows: the Aperture Sentry Turret.
This little bot of death is sleek and stylish with beautiful lines, great aesthetics and dual mounted machine guns for extra firepower. And now you can own one with full motion sensing capabilities and sound effects to protect your living room (mounted guns not included).
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Cave Johnson Needs Your Help To Create More “Portal 2” Test Chambers
My personal “Game of the Year 2011” has more content coming really, really soon. And it’s all going to be created by you.
Valve, with the extremely entertaining help of Cave Johnson, has finally announced the release of the map creator for Portal 2 so we can finally get back to science!
Download the “Perpetual Testing Initiative” on May 8, 2012.
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Don’t forget to cast your votes for Fan Favorite’s last Final 4 match-up — Homestuck’s Vriska Serket vs. Portal 2’s Wheatley — before polls close tomorrow at 8 am PT!
Every little vote counts and this stage in the game, so do your part in helping send or prevent from sending one of these characters into the championship round.
Click here to vote now!

Be sure to cast your votes for today’s Elite 8 match-up — Portal 2’s Wheatley vs. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’s Lisbeth Salander — before the poll closes tomorrow at 8 am PT.
The further we get in the tournament, the more each vote counts, so vote and help send or prevent from sending one of these characters to the Final 4!
Click here to vote now!


Be sure to cast your votes for today’s Sweet 16 match-ups — Bleach’s Ichigo Kurosaki vs. Puella Magi Madoka Magica’s Kyoko Sakura and Portal 2’s Wheatley vs. Swamp Thing’s own Swamp Thing — before polls close tomorrow at 8 am PT!
Every little vote will either help send or prevent from sending two of these characters into the Elite 8.
Click here to vote now!

In today’s featured video game match-up, voters are treated to a geektacular showdown between Personality Construct Wheatley and Earth’s leading heroine Female Shepard.
Meanwhile, the Otaku bracket features a secondary anime battle between Super Peace Busters childhood member Naruko “Anaru” Anjou and Sternbild City’s ‘Crusher of Justice’ Wild Tiger.
Help send two of these characters into the next round after the break!
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“Portal 2” PotatOS Science Kit
Now that you’ve pre-ordered your Portal Gun, complete your Portal collection with this kit!
Have you been trying to fight boredom? Do you like being insulted? Is there a sack of potatoes you have lying around that you don’t know what to do with? Well ThinkGeek has a solution to your problems.
Introducing the PotatOS Science Kit! With this kit you can turn your ordinary boring potatoes into a monotone insulting machine. Who said that potato lab in Science class was pointless? With PotatOS, you can re-live those mundane classroom days but with an added kick. Science teachers take note, order a set of these when you do the potato experiment and your students will participate with gusto!… or not:
IMPORTANT NOTE
PotatOS is a simulated science kit. It is not actually powered by the potato you supply. A single potato could not provide the voltage needed for LEDs and voice. An internal button-type battery provides power. However, PotatOS detects when it is connected to a potato giving the illusion of being powered by the potato. Gotcha? Good.
But still, isn’t it neat?
Order a kit now at ThinkGeek.com for a sale price of $24.99 while supplies last!

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I had a really difficult time picking my Game of the Year this time around. It was down to a handful of different games: Uncharted 3, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, etc. In the end, it came down to entertainment value, which left only a single worthy candidate: Portal 2.
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Here’s Your Life Running on GLaDOS
Well, not exactly your life since we aren’t all a bunch of models, but it’s still a good example of what a hilarious pain-in-the-ass GLaDOS would be if she somehow invaded our smartphones.
Also, GLaDOS may try to kill you.
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Dark Souls (PS3, 360): Software’s spiritual successor to 2009’s Demon’s Souls is finally here to amuse and torture gamers. The masochistic difficulty will push players to the limit of their sanity, but those that stick with it will feel a true sense of accomplishment that is lacking from so many games these days.
RAGE (PS3, 360, PC): From id and Bethesda comes the next big open world shooter. The world gives a Borderlands vibe while the combat is very reminiscent of the classic, satisfying id style. Clocking in at 3 discs on the 360 and an 8GB install on the PS3, this is one meaty adventure.
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After a very long and anticipated wait, the critically acclaimed Portal 2 will finally have its first piece of DLC coming out—the best part is that it’s free!
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Now all the tunes and sound effects you love are just a click away. The aptly named soundtrack, Songs to Test By, offers three volumes with a total of 64 tracks for your testing enjoyment.
The best part? It’s completely free to download! Have your favorite volume or all three, it’s all available at the link below!
[Thinking With Portals]